Thursday 5 November 2015

MY BABY SHOT ME DOWN

PEOPLE ARE NOW BEING SHOT BY TODDLERS ON A WEEKLY BASIS.

This is not a joke, or a dark, subversive fantasy resulting from a twisted mind and an evening class in Photoshop, so please look very hard at this very genuine infographic that recently appeared in The Washington Post, and feel cold, then warm, then cold again terror. This is obviously an awful portent of The Crisis to come. It may even be The Crisis here and in action, smoothly running through the gears until it hits Turbo Apocalypse. There are only two micro crumbs of personal comfort to be had:

1. This is currently very much an American problem, and clearly the result of letting ridiculous people have guns and toddlers without first explaining how important it is to keep them apart, and -

2. statistically, at the moment, the kids are mainly a danger to themselves.

I'm so glad that we don't have inalienable rights in the UK, even if it does mean that when I look out of my window I can see Michael Gove giggling and fracking the fuck out of my back garden.

Right, time to get back to worrying about this, even though none of them actually have their finger on the trigger -



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